i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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