When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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