I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
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You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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