my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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