sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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