im gay
i know
yea but for you.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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