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What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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