watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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