thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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