yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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