she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
