three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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