There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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