I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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