return my video game
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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