Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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