she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She's the barista slut.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
