I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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