just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He? As in you personified your dick?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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