Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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