Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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He felt like a one man threesome
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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