Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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