If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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