Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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