You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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