can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
