Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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