I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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