tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Did I show you my penis last night?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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