Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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