This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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