I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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