alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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