escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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