It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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