just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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