My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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