He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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