She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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