Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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