I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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