Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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