i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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