Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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