And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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