He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
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