I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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