You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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