i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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