Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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