So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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