Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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